We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
Dude you can't like a status about me getting hit by a car
You tried to tip the paramedic for finding you.
You were yelling at the cops across the street saying they were at the wrong party
She broke both of her ankles trying to jump off the balcony. it's like every time she drinks she makes even more impressively bad decisions than the last time
I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
My walk of shame was 2 miles of feathers flying off of me, underwear in hand, and a homeless man telling me he'd pray for me. It was gold medal worthy.
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.
The joke is on me because whale penis is forever in my search history.
Worth it.
What's the point of having a gay best friend if he doesn't play with your titties?
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