The only reason anyone found out he threw up is because everyone heard it sizzle the bonfire out.
yeah, but the likliness of me finding my husband at a party where the facebook event is titled "NEW YEARS EVE SHIT SHOW" is highly unlikely
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
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He just asked for the blowjob I promised him 3 years ago that he'd get the next time Michigan beat Ohio State. Goddamnit.
its sad im about to start saving up for how drunk i need to be for the holidays
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
He's laying next to me passed out dressed as a hooters girl
I bet he's a super pretty hooters girl
And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window
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She doesn't even give a fuck about angle. I seriously gotta start doing like penis yoga or something.
You said "I feel like a koala bear. Do you ever just feel like a koala bear?" This is your brain on drugs.
He told me that losing me was the biggest mistake of his life. Of course it was. My tits are incredible and I know more about college football than he does.
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
Just found out a shooting happened in our parking lot while it was closed this morning. So thaaaaaaaaats fun.
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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