: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
OMG Im so trashed fishy! im sitting hereon my bed wif mcdonalds n i look like david hasselhoff!!!!!! kill me now
If he can handle my muffin top then I can handle his front teeth.
i wish my apartment had room service that i didn't have to pay for.
He said he was trying to live vicariously through me. I didn't have the heart to tell him that meant he was vicariously fucking his best friend.
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
So his mom walked in the kitchen while I was sucking him off and just casually suggested that "I'd need a glass of water after that"
I'm cutting her off I can't have my good name soiled with these kinds of shenanigans
Shit is preposterous
I just found out two girls I dated met each other, bonded over how much they hate me, started dating and are gonna get married soon.
He's gonna do me a solid for doing her a solid. It's like pay it foward. But with sex.
I'VE LOST MY DIGNITY, MY PRIDE, AND EVEN MY BOOTY CALL. HAPPY THANKSGIVING.
Conversations really do change when your social worker had your dick in her mouth the other night.
Fuck this. I'm adopting 12 cats and naming them after the 12 disciples. Maybe Jesus will have sympathy for me then.
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like running into your ex boyfriend at the liquor store at 3 in the afternoon.
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
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