Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
So, just so you know... Your vasectomy worked.
bonus
thanks for not screaming that I'm pregnant when that guy was giving me his number.
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
Why do i even want him? It's like his dick is a trophy and I need to put it on my wall of shame.
You know I love you more than life itself, but love has its limits. And so help me god, if you bail on me, I will fucking watch the last Game of Thrones episode without you.
I didn't know your ex looked like a male Khloe Kardashian?
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
Had an orgasm and got a charley horse at the same time. It was a multi-purpose scream.
Pennsylvania now holds the distinct honor of being the third state I've crapped my pants in.
I'm at a first year old's birthday party and a midget dressed as a cop just showed up. Word is we're going to toss and bowl with him. Updates to come.
He caught me mid-escape...one leg out the window, bra n thong in hand.I just looked at him and said "Bye Now" n proceeded to fall out his window....then.... tell me why he texted me 30 min later to make sure i got home ok! #igotthis
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
Actually, my eyes didn't start bleeding until the next day. So it was a pretty awesome night overall.
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
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