People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
i just used a urinal to avoid climbing stairs, i need to quit drinking.
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
why is it whenever you puke in the park there are always little kids on the swings?
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
I love you, but you should know I'll always ditch you for weed.
THERE ARE SO MANY ALCOHOLS IN MY BLOOD RIGHT NOW
She's going to hate me
Yeah well one of her many personalities always hates you.
The rest will just start to agree
Twice. I only peed my pants twice tonight.
New discovery: your vibrator works on my balls. Technology is wonderful I love the future
i had every intention of working out now im just drinking wine and thinking about taking nudes in my thigh high tube socks
Awake! can you bring me my pants...im under the couch
She just kept feeding people pretzels and sayying "You're such a good goldfish."
You claimed that someone else had vomited underneath you/on your hand
you were very insulted that we didn’t believe you that someone else vommed
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
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