6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
just opened a can of spagetti o's with a butter knife. the things u will do for food when ur stoned.
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
I will probably be peed on at some point today.
It's like I'm in a vicious cycle of noncommittal penis.
I swear to god if he wasnt on the fourth floor balcony and I wasn't to drunk to climb I would kill him
I love her to death but its like you have to do 5 lines of coke to be on her level.
What shitty, shitty thing could you possibly tell me that doesnt top the fact that i got hammered and showed everyone i could shit while running
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
Yeah! Don't let me leave the house without marijuana and a juicer.
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
I did stay at work til 5 but for the last hour I was just taking naked pics on my desk for some tinder guy
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
Woke up with a girls naked next to me I had her thong on somehow.
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