My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
why is allison so mad at me??
me and her walked into dans and you yelled "hello my dear alli, you're looking mighty overweight today!".
crap..
I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
This drunk lesbian I just met keeps trying to shove sushi in my mouth. Help.
You were supposed to be my wingman and all you kept to her friend was "kill it with fire"..
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
*tries to be fun and flirty* *literally gets peed on*
Why are you drunk at the library?
Why not?
I don't think there's a ladylike way to tell this guy I want to sit on his face
Side piece definitely knows about my GF. Said it was sexy when I go commando, then left me pantsless in the club bathroom
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