The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
Why do my balls have what looks like rust on them?
Watching Argentina vs Germany during a wedding on an iPhone. Thank you Steve Jobs.
He tried to carry her to her room after she passed out, but when he picked her up she came back to, saw him, screamed rape and pulled out her vuvuzela app and blasting it like a rape whistle.
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
he's drinking beer at home in his underwear tonight and if you want to come over the dresscode is underwear only. And you have to bring beer.
Seriously? What part of meeting at Oktoberfest while I'm wearing a dirndl, double fisting, and making out with random guys screams "i'm girlfriend material"?!
Dude, you passed out sitting straight up AND in mid sentence last night
You grinded and hooked up with a middle aged tiger woods look-a-like with manboobs. Tequila isn't for you.
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
did you just send me my own nude
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
Two guys I banged regularly got married this week. I need vodka.
I can't believe I haven't fucked an Elvis impersonator yet.
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
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