i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
Tonight's Jeopardy categories were "Star Trek, Action Figures, Dinner For One, In Need of a Date, Still Living With Mom & Dad, You Have No Life." Beginning to think my life is the Truman Show.
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
$22.99 left in the bank til payday = 3($7 jack & coke) + 2($0.89 T-Bell taco) + $0.21 in case of emergency.
math is fun
I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
So I just saw Jonah Hill at LAX and decided my fat fetish is back
You should go to counseling for that
It was like bizarre-o star trek. I shamefully went where every man has gone before.
I believe I can fly has to be one of the most inspirational songs of our time. Seriously R. Kelly nailed it
Then he went and peed on those teenagers.
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
How do I figure out the name of this sleeping naked guy in my bed?
I may or may not have spent student loan money on a vibrator, that falls under living expenses right?
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
Randomize
