i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
I think i'm just gonna start shot-gunning everything that comes in can form.
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
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hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
im shotgunning beers in the kitchen. alone. the cat is judging me.
there's fuck elsewhere to go, I'll be there with 8 lbs of bronzer on my tits
I realized I was totally the dude in that hook up. I came first and didn't wanna help him finish. And he had paisley sheets.
Would it be a good deed to leave a 32 pack of bud light next to a bum sleeping in the park?
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He said "I can't wait for you to feel me inside of you so I can tell you gently that you're mine" and left me a 4 minute voice mail of him crying after I told him I didn't want to be with him. 30 year olds are off limits.
Well, I made it all the way to the gas station. And from there, I begged a cab driver who was parked outside, to give me a piggy back ride the final 2 blocks to my apartment. I wasn't in the cab. Didn't have to pay. Drunk me is smart, and very lazy.
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
Can you repeat that, but with context?
I just spent so much time grooming my landing strip and like, sex isn't even on the agenda tonight.
Forget about letting a 70-year-old man suck on my tits for coke... telling my new boyfriend about it was the poor life choice.
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