I just want a box on franzia all to myself. Just me, my wine, my tears, & my self loathing.
How fortunate humanity is that it need not rely on the female orgasm for procreation
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
ALTON JUST DID GRAVY SHOTS. THIS IS WHY HE'S MY HERO
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
I just threw up in the bathroom next to the zebra exhibit. The kids don't know I skipped a beat. Best nanny, ever.
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
If you want to borrow my flask for all future interviews as a good luck charm because your last one went so well with it in your suit pocket, just let me know
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
making a list of all the places we've peed. separate list of places we peed when we were stoned
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
You ran into the tattoo shop screaming PIERCE MY TITIES
Ps he swallowed my earring last night so yeah
Walk of shame through Chipotle? Check.
Just got high with dad
Correction: more high. He's sharing gummy bears with me.
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