I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
We made a bong out of a plastic football. I can honestly say we make a good team.
Remember when we had a keg, and then another 5 cases... and like 30 people drank it all?
Everything hurts.
I think I've just evolved into some kind of vodka fueled monster
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
Smoked a joint with my old camp counselor and now we're going to a strip club. There is a god.
I just asked her to come in through the window, this pretty much solidifies the whole fuck-buddy thing...
Yeah you're weird. You once told me you would by me a house in the middle of sex. Like as you were thrusting.
Uhmmmm is there really any way to tactfully ask "you into me jerking you off with my feet... or nah" cause if you find one let me know 😂
But actually he solved 40% of my life problems just in one dicking
We got cut off at a bar at 4pm. We aren't human
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
im ready to get drunk and forget everything ive learned this semester
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