I'm surprised I didn't puke tonight
Oh man I wish you'd been in the car w/ me today. I followed a school bus home filled w/ young boys and I flipped them off the entire way. They loved it.
it feels like theres a golf ball between my legs. the sex was totally worth it tho.
Its a long story, but I have superglue on my tongue
Highlight of the day: realizing the man in the car next to mine was getting road head... at 2:45pm... nicely done sir, nicely done.
We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
His rebound girl is half his size, looks like a leprechaun, is majoring in theater studies and has arms like Rosie O'donnell. Do I win?
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
Apparently she broke up w/ her bf like 3 weeks ago. She actually called me to be her bday hookup cause she's single now. Patience- the virtue that occasionally pays off.
Remember when we tried to have fun last time..? I got put in a choke hold and you woke up in some ones car.
Wow. Ok who would waste Game 7 ticket on kids?!
Poor parenting at its best
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
it was like where's waldo, only the stakes were much higher.
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
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