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I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
I'm gonna vom. In the dentist chair. Who makes a dentist appt for July fucking 5th.
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
I've slowly been stuffing french fries down his pants. I'm at 31 and he hasn't even noticed.
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
Dude, you were so wasted she couldn't wait. She was grinding your face while you were passed out in the yard.
I hooked up with a British man... Wiz Khalifa has your bra... Couldn't have been a more successful night!
I got dropped off at my house at like 1030. Woke up hugging a street cat I've never seen before. Ended up drinking 260 oz of beer. 65 types. Then went out after blehhhhhh
In fairness you've introduced me to a lot of people I've only met once, for like 5 seconds, while drunk
I just called my grandma crying, apologizing for being the first grandchild to have premarital sex...I'm either about to start my period or pregnant.
They left a cherry picker with the keys in it on a college campus, what else were we supposed to do?
I usually do that but weve been going unprotected with tribal fertility symbols painted above my door
I'm a history major and he's the descendant of TWO presidents. Did you really think I wasn't going to sleep with him?
Shhh embrace your inner whore. Just embrace it.
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