I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
True life I used my fake as a photo id for my final. My professor told me good luck and laughed. Hope the bouncers are in the St. Patrick's day spirit.
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior.
I'm masturbating to football. This is why I get guys and you don't
Immediate regret. She's like a chihuahua on crack.
That's like being smoked out by a unicorn. If the opportunity presents itself you fucking do it and don't ask questions.
Using a 12 year old as a wingman. Does that make me a bad person?
Putting Chia seeds in beer makes it ok for my diet, right?
haha all our friends are at the carnival and I'm on stage dry humping a 40 year old
MY TITS ARE PERFECTLY CALM.
Aka I'm headed to the liquor store because I don't know how to handle my emotions.
Sorry I blacked out in bed
it was real late and you were brushing your teeth with miller light. it was bound to happen.
I just had the polyamorous Canadian hockey player do the splits while naked in a handstand at my apartment just now. And yes, I know it’s 1:30am on a Thursday.
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