I just fucked 3 marines at the same time...how did you celebrate veterans day?
He didnt have condoms & didnt trust himself to pull out. Thats when I knew he was a keeper. So I blew him so he knew I was a keeper too.
True romance of the 21st century.
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
How many of my tattoos need to be visible for an outfit to be considered "see-through"?
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
It's gonna be ok. As we grow older we sometimes lose sight of what's important to us. Like safe sex. And standards.
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
hell hath no fury like a questionably-gay best friend scorned
Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
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