I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
I wish I could tape me & him having sex. Not for pornographic reasons, just for comic relief.
I was debating whether her purse was real then I saw her puke in it.
She compared sex to doing dishes."You scrub them until they're wet."
Ya I got a cut on my head from the toilet seat last time I drank there.
I left him a voicemail saying i went through with the abortion and he texts me back one thing... the bbm "phew" face. really?
I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
All that fucking tequilla made my head feel like it's inside of a body builder's asshole. He's doing squats.
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
If sex isn’t mentioned at least three times at the dinner table, I’m not interested...
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
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