Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
Let me just inform you of my purse contents right now. Three cum rags, a sock full of cum, xanax, and a fake moustache. This is my life.
I just had sex in a cardigan. Made me feel old. Smarter somehow, but old.
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The TA leading my study session just said "now get outta here. I need to get drunk before class"
What did he say? I couldn't hear him over the sound of how awesome his beard is.
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
I'm on this new diet called "I have 10$ till next Friday, I have rice
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
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Lying naked in bed eating carrot cake of off my bare breasts while watching Family Guy. Tonsilitis isn't all bad!
Right now, I'm sitting in my room, drinking beer, eating double stuff Oreos, taking bites straight from a block of cheese, and watching Anchor Man 2 trailers. Finals week at its finest
I'm sorry for aggressively singing the Frasier theme song at you so many times last night.
You're going to be mad because I got baked, but not that mad because I'm bringing home kfc.
The porch is breathing.
STAY OUT OF MY SHROOMS YOU CUNT
Gotta go, there’s a chick at my door that wants to give me head
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