Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
I just saw the nastiest chick.
Where?
woke up next to her... fuck you jack daniels, fuck you
Then we all started singing, "Our house, in the middle of the street. Our house, fucks a lot of freshman meat". It was magical.
I can't decide who is the bigger alcoholic: you for opening that bottle of wine just now or me for hearing it in the other room over the air conditioner
Yeah dude. They were so drunk they actually drank the pool water. Which I'm pretty sure will kill them. My parents chlorine the shit out of that thing cuz they know how much sex my brothers have in it
I'm dressed like a deranged cupcake. Let's get fucked up.
I dont know what we smoked last night but I woke up and found out I started writing a book called White Trash Princess. Its the best thing Ive ever read
Remember how he wouldn't sleep with me "out of respect"? Well, Mr. Respect just fingered me in a parking garage.
My parents got me a bottle of vodka and a puke bucket for christmas. I've already used both.
He sent me a blank text message. That's a booty call waiting to happen
Soooooo I may or may not have accidentally been a catalyst in a destroyed marriage.
If my dick was big enough to fuck the eye of a hurricane, I would.
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
dude i told her that I loved her...and she said, " go fuck yourself"
I think my roomie is silently judging me for spraining my foot by having sex in a bounce house
so the bounce house and tequila was good idea then?
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