i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
Omg. I bid $3000 on a cave in Afghanistan on EBay last night.
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I made out with a bride-to-be last night at the bar. Jesus died for our sins right?
Somehow me showing up to/breaking into her house only to find I was a week early for the party became a night of weed cookies and sex.
Taking Gomer to the ER. He tore something trying to stretch his nutsack enough to put his balls in his own ass. I need new friends.
Don't forget ur talking to the master juggler. Remember that time I slept with 3 guys and made them all pay for plan b? Paid the rent didn't I?
You better be making out with him cause we're sitting here with this awkward british girl watching videos of goats singing maroon five
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Know what I do when I'm in that mood? Whenever anyone talks to me I just hiss like a cat. They go away.
I thought you might think I was an idiot who thought cock rings prevent STDs,
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
Apparently the cops had to handcuff me in order to get me to come with to the hospital with them. They asked me if I had had any experience with handcuffs before and I replied, "Only in bed." What a life
Ugh. My life is a never ending cycle of bad decisions and taquitos.
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
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