Tell her she can't have a vagina
my room smells like sperm. sweet.
remind me next year to leave the 19 year old girl at home when you're going to pride. total cock block
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
He lasted like 30 seconds. With a condom. I just expected more from the president of a frat.
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
She gave me a handjob while eating a mcdouble with mayo on the way home from the bars at 2 in the morning. Car was full of people. This could be forever
Can I get a DUI with a shopping cart? I've nearly hit 2 displays and little girl...
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
I feel like someone kicked me repeatedly in the ribs. I don't think sex is supposed to do that.
we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
Amanda, I can 99.9% assure you i'm probably never going to bang your mom
I DON'T LIKE THAT SENTENCE
My life has evolved from screwing randos, ok?
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
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