I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
She looks like an uncircumcised penis in a hat.
I woke up this morning with 2 australian chicks passed out in my living room, a whole bunch of coke on my kitchen counter and I have no idea how the fuck either thing got there
There are some college kids out at 4 in the morning dragging each other on a sled behind a bike. its too entertaining to call the cops
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she just announced that once she was paid to deep throat a light saber with a mint flavored condom on it. i'm speechless.
apparently my insurance doesn't cover road head. Bummer.
so jimmy johns showed up at our party last night. our house is sponsored now. living the dream.
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
Just had a guy dressed only in a towel ask me for a cig, hug me and kiss me then proceeded to pee of the balcony while still talking to me and callin me baby
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I spiked my fruit smoothie. Taking bikini season diet to a whole new level
Dude, Taco Bell gave me a free fiesta potatoes when I won a bet on wether I could fit the entire rim of a cup in my mouth.
SITTING NEXT TO A CIRCUS PERFORMER AT PLANNED PARENTHOOD. THIS IS MY LIFE.
So the guy I hooked up with during welcome week just tried to booty call me from across the lecture hall at 9am. I don't think he gets how this works...
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
Please tell me that nice older woman you're with at the bar is not your comp&lit professor.
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