So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
I was holding her hair back and when she quit puking she told me she's been saving her scissor virginity for me.
Just woke up to my stoned boyfriend building a shrine around my bare ass. He'll never leave me.
That was nice of you. Thank you for respecting the fact that I got cockblocked by a sophomore last night.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
In the world of sexual, erotic texting, you rank somewhere between "how much teeth do you want" and "how dry do you want it"
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
Did u know it's unconstitutional to turn down a shot during 4th of July celebrations.. Rest now dear liver
Pedi-lyte stocked
we're drinking bellinis i mean god's titty nectar
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
In what world does 'I'm awake' at 2:30 in the morning on a wednesday translate to 'let's fuck' in the span of one text? Where has the romance gone?
my dad walked in on me peeing into the trashcan in our kitchen last night at like 2am. wtf
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
Randomize