Nice meating you last night
Not a typo
I wish they had nachos that got you drunk
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
she fascinated with the iron the back of the toilet seat. she made me sit in the bathroom with her for a solid 10 minutes while she just stared and laughed at it
The hot guy sitting next to me in the lib is reading a book called "Impersonal sex in public places." How wrong would it be to give him my number when I bounce?
Every time you blow me I should make a paper crane and we'll make them into a chain and hang them from the ceiling. And then whenever we have people over and they ask what the cranes are for I'll say "reminders" and wink at you.
I been sleeping but occasionally wake up feeling like tiny elves are in my throat ripping my esophagus to shreds with their bare hands.
Somehow, you made that sound extremely magical and not at all painful.
I think your high point was when the quesadilla was in your mouth and you were screaming "I can't chew!" and the Taco Bell guy just kinda stared at you like he wanted to strangle.
Blocking me on Facebook doesn't change the fact that you've had my penis in my mouth. So there's that.
I apparently asked the cab driver to show us his dick and then he showed me a picture of his girlfriend
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
Accent: check. Hot body: check. 8" dick: check. Feeds me biscuits in bed after rampant sex: check. Should I continue with my "Why I'm not coming back to the States" List?
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