I just realized that this morning is the first morning i've put on underwear in a week.
I love summer.
I always see him when I'm wearing my ripped pants. I think its because of the hole in the crotch. My vag sends out supersonic "I'm horny" waves to him. Otherwise the calls are muffled.
And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
So we were sitting in his back seat and he asked me if I practiced giving head. I mean really, who asks that?
Mike is offhisass drunk and just sat down next to my sister and said "If you gained 30 pounds and stopped reading poetry, I would be attracted to you. Now, your little sister, attractive, even though she's basically the same person as you- she just pulls it off better because she's 15."
You were mumbling a lot and offered me 20 dollars to leave you alone
you better take a shot tonight for every cat you have ever seen and wanted. this is a lot of cats.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
He's bought his dick a cell phone. A cell phone. For his dick...
He gave me the number and told me that I if I want to hook up again, I have to call his penis.
Just ate a gummy bear I found in my sheets. So yeah, 2013 is SO gonna be my year.
Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
And besides a nice relationship, I just really want to get laid damnit
Just to clarify, i'm coming over for tacos not a threesome
You told me you could hear my heartbeat through my penis but your methods were unethical.
Sixty five beats a minute. I stand by that.
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
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