So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
the best part about being a teacher is there are always 20 little kids around me to blame my farts on
i tried slipping money on her dresser whenever she brings guys home hoping she'll start to question her goals in life... i think its only encouraging her
I just saw "i'm bigger then that" as her facebook status. Would it be better to make a fat joke or correct her grammar?
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Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
you were trying to control your nosebleed while having someone hold your four loko while you drank it through a straw. all at the same time. that is commitment.
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
...I'm not a booty call or a pizza...you can't just call/text and expect to be eating me in an hour..
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I'm good. We walked you back to my apartment and you demanded to eat the sandwich I made for him
Oh my god, are you sexting me while watching the Democratic debate.
100%
Now I'll never know if it was me that got you worked up, or Bernie Sanders' social policies.
I'm not going to drink anymore, and on that note I'm not going to drink any less either, so I'll see you there. . .
I currently don't understand fingers.
try to milk me bitch
I wouldn't have found her if it wasn't for the vomit trail leading into my brother's room.
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