Let's hear it for middle of the street handjobs ladies and gentlemen
All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
I just wanted to clarify that I am not bisexual and had no intentions of ACTUALLY penetrating my roommate with a can of bugspray.
Let's just say trying to drink my weight in apple pie shots looked better in theory.
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
Judging by my bruises, I know I took more than one tumble. I probably pulled u down w me, and then punched you in the knee. Been trying to find a place to fix my phone between naps today. Almost no place accepts hand js as currency these days. 2013 is gonna be expensive and whorey.
Dude... She just sent me a story of how she wants to fuck me on a boat and call me her captain.. Well ahoy mateys, lets set sail
We call her skankles because she's a skank and she has cankles, I thought that was obvious
So you're at your daughter's volleyball game looking at dicks online? That's amazing.
No, I was picking her up from volleyball and sitting in my car looking at dicks.
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
i got drunk and started dancing with the plant because you were out of town
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