if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
I'm not a mortal combat character
but my vagina is
If you want her to think you're a true humanitarian, you may want to stop referring to Hands Across America as "the Ghostbusters 2 of fund raisers."
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
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I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
how did operation slutty penguin go?
pretty epic. there was a guy who was also dressed as a penguin. i asked him if he would keep my eggs warm while i went fishing for the winter
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
And we had three hours of crazy sex then his roommate ate pizza off me while I was sleeping.
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She's like the Jonah Hill of sorority sisters.
He said he wanted to sit next to the fountain so he could "watch the water hit the other water".
Well, I currently have zero fuckboys and my vibrator just broke. A fresh start to May.
MY COWORKER IS ATTRACTIVE AND I DROPPED A SONIC THE HEDGEHOG JOKE IN CONVERSATION I FUCKED UP
My school has hired a professional rum bottle juggler for our dining hall this evening.
Sorry you ended up in detox. It's not my fault you decided to walk downtown in only your underwater at 3am. I think the tequila took over.
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