ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
He just made me a heart out of cocaine... i think i'm in love
what part of “beer fountain” do you not understand
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.
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He ripped off his shirt and tried to give me CPR. That damn bong.
How bad does the situation have to be before its ok to attempt 'catastrophic event sex'?
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
So I was about the only one NOT pregaming or stoned at my aunt's funeral... Maybe thats why I'm the black sheep.
You were on shrooms and "the trees are crazy green!" is all you could manage.
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Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
Sorry for all the texts. I got wasted and woke up at the foot of a staircase. From what I can gather, I fell down it.
Your "dubstep at ceilis" resulted in a random naked guy busting into my room and peeing all over my bathroom
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
You've got the chocolate, drugs and my pants. You hold all the cards...
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