So I went into my gym pretty wasted and asked the trainer guy if i could order a cock meat sandwich. Needless to say, I'm canceling my membership tomorrow.
Im already sauced. Have been for hours. Its kinda my thing.
she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
She always manages to outslut me. I can't keep up
I really wanna punch him. Right in his cell-phone-sized penis
you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left
Just a heads up, the coffee pot is filled with Jager.
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
And the sky opened up and god said.... "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!!!!"
Just cried watching Wimbledon, worst comedown ever.
At one point my little brother was Rocky Balboa'd by a stripper's tit
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
The cops high fived after they tackled you
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