my friend just told me "I dunno what u r doing but keep doing it cuz it makes u look fabulous"
LOL that's cool. Guess u r gonna have to keep doing me
Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
I was so drunk last night, I had to Wikipedia what i did.
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
I just watched Jersey Shore so I would know what rock bottom was when I reach it.
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
He looks like he got hit by a weed-eater with chlamydia
There's jello in my purse I have a mysterious glow stick and didn't sleep with anyone my god I'm 3 for 3 tonight
I found my hair extensions. They were in my hamper.
So I found a skull ring inside me this morning. I'm assuming its yours, so I'll leave it in my mailbox for you - it looks expensive.
You having your own car has severely reduced the amount of blowjobs I get.
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
Don't judge me. It's a Monday night and I can eat burritos in while bathing in the kitchen sink if I want to.
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
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