angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
I walked downstairs and there were 50 sorority girls. I wasn't expecting an audience during my walk of shame.
I think we need to stop being best friends, its not good for our vaginas.
After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
Then, he just started shoving orange pieces in my mouth as a chaser
Dude, you disappeared somewhere on the walk back and shortly after we got a call from your cell phone from this guy explaining that him and his roommates woke up to the smell of burning pizza and a naked stranger on their couch.
random memory from the wedding, the bartender show us how to open the windows of the hotel and pee out of them
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
When we pulled over so you could pee, you made us stand over you and "make a roof"
Wow. Memory lane. What a horrendously unsightly jizz stain on the tapestry of life.
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
I called him the wrong name all night, yet I still got a ride home from the party and hooked up with the guy. I'm irresistible.
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