i puked in the mini-firdge
we don't have a mini-fridge?
bought one. it ws too cheap to pass up. xcept now there's puke in it,,, but the freezer's fine so i feel pretty good about that
I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
either she said she was feeling frisky or eating friskies..i was too drunk to understand.
the kid next to me in training is drinking sangria. its 9am here in case you couldnt calculate. its going to be a good year.
Its like after 6 beers, the clap doesn't scare me anymore.
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
They conduct scientific research memoirs about what sort of shit happened last night after I ate those cookies.
I threw up in a mitten on my drive home. Wow.
Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
All I have in my purse is 10 cents and a plastic ducky.\nI can't explain last night.
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
I just made myself 3 peanut butter sammies because I was too hungry to watch porn
I'm fucked-out. That state of being high between fucked up and passed out.
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