My penis looks like a roll of pennies
Oh. Ok. I get the hint.
Like a roll of pennies where the paper got wet & then dried all wrinkly and weird...
my penis was classy and tasteful, i don't know what her problem was.
chick im bringing home just asked our cab driver if she could do a line off his turban. i think im in love - or trouble.
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
At a Jewish lesbian wedding. I stick out like a sore, uncircumcised penis.
I woke him up and he was mumbling something about it being moist, or he peed himself but it was okay.
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
Also, not pregnant! Way to go uterus! Good job on being a team player!
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
You're a Heat fan? You lose any chance blowjob bc of your poor choice.
He's practically not my boyfriend anymore. So let's go get some glitter, balloons, alcohol and forget this night ever happened.
There is a doctor sitting next to me at lunch talking about the engorged scrotum surgery he did this morning and I am about to lose my professional grown adult facade.
Your actions as of last night have earned you over thirty new nicknames.
That wasn't even sex. That was a fuckoning
...did you just create a word for what we did?
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