I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
playing nyquil roulette. it entails taking shots of nyquil and hoping it doesnt kick in during sex or in public. game on.
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
Dude I broke her toilet blowing some dude. I wasn't going to turn down the 300$ he offered to fix it.
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You were too drunk yesterday to deal with me crying so I am too drunk to deal with logic.
Had a guy offer me a shot. But he wimped out when I asked for tequila and instead ordered gummi bear shots. I don't think he has balls. I didn't stick around to find out.
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
Care to explain the single rose and the package of "Cowboy Moustaches" I found on the porch?
It feels like I was drinking gasoline last night.
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He tried to get me to go back to his place on the condition that he has 6 cats. I was very tempted but I said no. Hoping to go see the cats tomorrow
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
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Drinks have officially taken priority over self-respect, and I'm not even all that torn up about it.
Can you get the dildos out of the shower before the maids come?
People don't believe me when I say the bruises are from work. They just smile and say "right." Trust me, I WISH my sex life was that exciting.
He told his wife he was too old to pretend to be straight. She tried to argue. He walked two tables over and was like this is my highschool sweetheart and he's an excellent fuck, we're running away together. It was epic.
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