Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
She's just bitter because she lost all the weight only to discover she doesn't have a pretty face after all.
It's a sad day when you have to slightly move your fupa to shave.
not my fault. i got her to believe he wrote an oasis song. he still managed to find a way to make sure no girl ever gets near his penis.
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
I need to have sex with you on our hotel room window ledge... This is a need not a request.
Woke up under the lifeguard stand sleeping next to mitch our homeless friend. I bartered a summer wardrobe for his last 5 dollar to buy a bfast sandwich. Bring clothes
they wouldnt let me drive the convertible because i was in a bird suit :(
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
Why were you not born a dude?
Because god wanted to level the playing field
Smoked a blunt with my dad then introduced him to cinnabon delights. Today was a good day.
I don't want to resort to having sex with people that actually like me.
I need a drink. No, several. I need several drinks. Drunk, I need to be drunk. Definitely need to be drunk
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
I’m getting back at my ex and training my new boy toy how to properly satisfy a woman. I’m killing two birds with one dick.
Randomize
