I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
Capitaan dildo arrescate!
I sent him a pic of my tits.. All he said was, "oh your sun burn"
Honestly, your dog is in better hands with that homeless guy.
No exaggeration. At the gas station she handed me the mop from over the counter and told me that's my last drink of the night
I forgot if I was chewing my gum or my tongue
His roommate left already and took the beer pong table so we had to take off his bedroom door. Maybe res life won't notice.
I like how our relationship transcends the borders of inappropriateness and encompasses all the colors of the inappropriate rainbow.
Lesson learnt. Sex toy cleaning spray is not an acceptable substitute to clean your glasses with.
My vagina just clenched in fear
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
We just had a contest for who has less of a gag reflex...I am sad to admit that my mother won.
Just went to jump into bed... Completely missed the bed.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
I admire the fact that you replicated my apartment on the roof but I would appreciate it more if you would move all my stuff off the roof and back into my apartment.
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