You think if I promise to behave for the rest of my life, god will let me fuck her on the regular?
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
MRIs the morning after St. Patty's Day was a poor choice.
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
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I full on slapped a girl with pizza. Like in the face with sauce splattered everywhere and grease with a hard slap to the face.
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
there is no amount of schooling that prepares you for when your morbidly obese 45 year old patient tells you she has her clit pierced.
I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
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No. I'm drinking straight up vodka right now. With a pineapple in it.
That'll put some boobs in that bra.
I owe a guy a shoe because I threw it over a fence. That is all.
Why do I even exist?
We decided to keep having sex while I ordered the pizza. I wanted extra pepperoooooooooooooni.
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
I mean, he's 40, foreign, artsy but with substance abuse problems and estranged children. How is he not my type?
My lighter is stuck in my beard.
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