Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
Best news ive heard all week. The cougars r coming! The cougars are coming!
There are the 2 BIGGEST tools by me-- at our table. I hate them. But they're not ugly and I may make out with them later. And hate myself. Definitely hate myself.
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
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I just threw up in my hands while sitting on the toilet
It must be illegal for me to be this drunk in front of this many children
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
He was so drunk he was throwing the bowling balls into other lanes on purpose. He still beat my high score thought.
she chugged a bowl of salsa and then gave my ferret weight loss tips. she's like my fucking spirit animal now
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The stripper was waving you to the stage, not up on the stage. That's why you got choked out.
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
I tried to order champagne at IHOP last night
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
Sitting in a waiting room with 15 children has me contemplating if I ever want to have sex again...
People probably think I’m a fangirl bc I go to so many shows but it’s really bc I like fucking the tour manager
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