TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
He is drunkenly eating my teddy grahms and making little growling noises as he bites the head off of each one.
after he passed out we removed everything electronic from his room, stuck in some old books and an ancient typewriter from goodwill. for 20 min. we had him convinced he'd drunk himself backward in time.
So I've come to the conclusion that I would cry if I had an ugly baby.
just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
So I woke up today with someone's door knob in my pocket. I hope everbody else got out of the house ok.
From the trajectory of the puke, I must have fallen off the top bunk while trying to vomit, due to the dented bucket, ruined carpet, and bruised dignity I now own.
there seems to be a considerable amount of hair missing from my left hand. i may have lit it on fire again
woke up outside on the porch naked surrounded by beer cans with a towl around my neck. i must be in heaven cause i've never seen this place before.
Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
Care to explain the single rose and the package of "Cowboy Moustaches" I found on the porch?
the amount of times i have been intoxicated, barefoot, and in a robe at 3 am at the quick check by your house is impressive, especially since i live an hour away
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
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