It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
who are you and why are you in my phone as dr. seuss
260 beers this month. I need a new hobby.
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
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Somewhere in the night I send my Dad a text stating "YOU failed as a parent"
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
He came when Ron Burgundy started playing the jazz flute. How do you think it went?
I'm at the point where I'm gonna write in my mothers bday card. Happy birthday. Please stop having sex with the door open.
I found my spirit animal in the shower. It's a sloth/bear that lives in my chest.
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I peed my pants and am still dancing with guys at the club because I liked my outfit too much to change. Call the ratchet emergency
You were sitting in a chair and you said "I just feel like a little fishy, floooooating through the ocean, so pretty"
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
Can't beat it when the local bar sends you off with a loaf of bread on the way out the door.
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
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