When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
I'm eating tomato paste and drinking banana juice that is expired. Can we please get groceries tonight?
Isn't it statistically impossible for THAT many ugly people to be in one place at one time?
Don't talk about his dick. That's mine. There's a copyright on it. Use with permission
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
I had to have my mom pick me up from the party and the windows lock was on so when I went to projectile vomit out the window it wouldn't roll down and it splashed back at my face.
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
Just had a 40 min argument about how many celebrity guest appearances on Sesame Street were court ordered for DUIs.
You owe me beer. On another note, I made out with the ups guy at work today ....
We kind of crashed their funeral party. Oops.
If its not for food we ain't going out.
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
My boobs weigh the same amount as 25 pancakes
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