I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
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nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
I feel like somebody took my brain out. Stomped on it with cleats. And then put it back together with a glue stick. Thank you.
my boss just offered me his leftover salvia im not sure if it was a trick question
Yeah, I only wore tennis shoes under the gown. Way cooler than khakis and a shirt, but much more awkward when my parents wanted to go to dinner immediately after the ceremony and my grandmother started to unzip the gown. Stopped her before it was too late, but barely. My dad just rolled his eyes.
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
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Literally just napped at strip club. Don't know how long
You rubbed a frozen pizza in my face. The concerning part was that it was semi cooked from our body heat
I still have to bake cookies and shave my legs so Mike can have MILF & cookies when he gets home.
I walked past his mum on the way out and she offered me toast in a napkin "for my travels". Being home from uni is weird.
I'm covered in jizz and the toll booth lady knew it
I do very much feel like vomiting. and I have no idea where that lighter came from. thank you for coming to my TED Talk.
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