he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
Found a 10-can wizard staff hidden in our closet. Did we cut someone off?
That's yours. We cut you off.
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Just saw a drunk guy clapping and cheering for a chipmunk climbing up a tree. Classic
How do you get a black eye playing beer pong??
We had sex under a tree in his boss's backyard, then I hooked up with his best friend. I don't even care how I got home.
We left your bucket of puke on your doorstep to clean out yourself. You're welcome.
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
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It started out just like any other night: was watching a Zach Effron movie, drinking tequila out of a water bottle. I don't understand how this got out of hand.
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
I'm over here willing to be the Yoda of fucking but I guess he just doesn't want to be a Jedi.
He fucked me while wearing a unicorn horn. I think I have found the one...
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