do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
Omg. Get me out of here. Someone is playing michelle branch.
dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
the potatoes in the margarita machine wasn't the breaking point. its when he turned on the stove and put a bunch of bottle rockets on it that i knew the night had prematurely failed
you know what would be perfect? if you flew in on a horse/cat holding taco bell and then you swooped me up and took me to disney world and it was magical
I walked outside an you were laying down talking to a star about your life. That's when I took the bottle of jack away...
We got out of the car in valet drinking beers we gave the valet one as a tip
If you're funny as hell and have a mustache, odds are I'm probably gonna fuck you
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
I'm covered in glow paint and I can't find my shirt. So, successful night
Your boobs stole my birthday thunder!
It doesn't count as "finding the lesbian" if you fuck a straight girl!
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