I'm playing the sound guy on a porno set
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
I just hit a new low..poured my beer in an empty coke can so I could drink in walmart.
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
Trying to low-key throw up in the ocean is harder than it seems.
No. Cease was criminally insane from birthday shots, and not a lot of women want to go home from the bar with a guy who wants to "snuggle but keep it strictly professional".
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
The dick pic bandit just sent me a poem about showering..
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
At least Shia Labeouf would encourage me to do this drinking contest
His favorite positions involve choking me out. I'm marrying him.
Please don't fuck the professor. We both know that won't end well.
If you can give me an orgasm, you'll get a trophy.
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