There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
You need Jesus. Or a midol and a snickers. Whichever.
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
If she doesn't judge me for bringing my vibrator in the tanning bed, I know she is a true friend.
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
My diabetic professor who apparently didn't eat anything all day keeps passing out. I gave him a joint. He's gonna be fine.
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
I just tried to pay for a coffee with a dollar and a necco wafer.
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
Today is a wonderful day to be mildly hungover
I mean I'm not saying I have my life together but I did just put nerds in a bottle of champagne and then drank from the bottle
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
Ben Franklin would totally be a furry.
You're smoking weed and checking Tumblr I take it?
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