You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
Two questions: what are you doing RIGHT NOW? and do you know how to drive a golf cart?
I pretty much have hash tequila and gelato for dinner every night
eta to your mouth 5 minutes
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
I think a van full of parolees just blew me kisses. Thoughts?
He's talking about how great of a find these dollar store condoms were. Help.
So somehow today's lecture on the immune system turned into me having to stand up and explain female ejaculation to the class.
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
i need to stop meeting underage girls and letting them into the bar. i mean yea its a surefire way to get laid without having to tell them I'm 26 but i feel like as a bouncer I'm focusing on all the wrong things
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
idk but im stoned n hiding in the bathroom from my kids with a really big bowl of really little candy bars
Got electrocuted a second ago, is it weird that I have a boner?
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
Randomize
