Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
I looked at my own cervix.
I truly believe that the solid foundation of any healthy relationship is a drunken one night stand so I can just get all the nasty shit out on the table
he kept doing his monologue, "if a vagina could talk."
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
Had a booty call cancel on me tonight. Said he hurt his back. So this is what single and 30-something is like. Suck.
Ps I got my nipple pierced. You're just gonna have to accept me for the tool I am and I don't wanna hear any shenanigans.
Starting the weekend with a pair of pants on which the zipper wont stay up. Is this a sign of things to come??
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
All you had to say was "damn dude that looks fun, I miss ice fishing." But you sent a picture of poop. Classy
I would like you to know I am eating your apology chocolate, which means i forgive you for puking everywhere before formal
Me and Jason had to grab your legs and arms and drag you in the house. You kept screaming "leave me for dead"
went out last night. woke up with a lisp.
His parents came home, and now I'm hiding in a closet; awaiting death at dawn.
You are always hiding in a closet though??
I. Love. Skype. Sex.
I think it's just been too long since actual dick has been inside you that you only THINK you love skype sex
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