Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
i just shoved 27 marshmallows in my mouth
well thats a nice change of pace from what you normally put in your mouth
Best porno line to date...."drinks are on me..." while she female ejaculates into a wine chalice
So it wasn't until I came that he pointed out the glow in the dark plastic star still stuck to my forehead. Fun times.
he conducted the entire waffle house into singing the song Oklahoma. He was wasted.
it's like iHOP with fire
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
Bitch looked at my dick and said "I thought they called you horsecock, I'm already disappointed"
I told you that line would get her home never said it was a good idea
The sad part is that if I don't get a random pic of your balls or ass or both every month, I start to worry that we're not friends anymore
I just found out who gave her jelly shots. You owe me a new mattress.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
At one point in the night, as we were running from the cops, I clearly remember you yelling "little gnomes are tickling the insides of my body!" ...that high.
You were so drunk last night that you fell thru the bathroom door at the bar, ripping it off the hinges in the process. But, your birthday tiara stayed on thru the whole thing. I'd call it a succcessful evening. Happy birthday kiddo!
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