Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
During sex she told me I could do anything I wanted to her. You remember that toy lightsaber we bought at Wal Mart?
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
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I was afraid that she would smell her boyfriend's penis on my breath while we were talking.
Dude he's the best wing man ever. He starts creepin' on a woman, and she clings on to you out of fear.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to iphone keyboard type "roflcopter" when intoxicated?
You know.... I ordered the nipple clamps when I was drunk. But on further consideration, THANKS DRUNK ME I LIKE WHATS HAPPENING
Someone left me hummas on my door step between the hours of 1am-3am
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unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
Denim handjobs are the worst handjobs. I hate all handjobs. Why do people even.
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
Sorry. We had to leave because I knocked a guy out for saying "yolo".
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
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