if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
I DON'T CARE WHAT THE CIRCUMSTANCES ARE NEVER VOMIT IN MY PURSE AGAIN.
I bought everclear. Bring your party pants and some addies
You're not gonna punch me in the face again are you?
That's some primal shit right there. My vagina is all like CONSUME HIM AND HIS FRUIT HE WILL GIVE YOU SONS!
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
Up until today, I never would have thought I'd have to tell someone not to color on the cat
and than he said 'I did amateur porn for a while' and I just knew tinder did not fail me this time
We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
Getting a blow job while breaking up with my gf helps cope with the pain... Kinda weird her best friend is giving me the BJ
I'm sorry I lead life with my vagina.
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
Look, his dick is so good at being a dick that it makes me see God. And I don't even believe in God.
He's a college graduate, has an excellent job, and respects his family. To say nothing of his 8.5 inch cock. His narcolepsy not withstanding...I'm marrying this motherfucker.
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