There was a fist fight in my basement last night at four in the morning, in case you were wondering
they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
You can't date a girl from every country.
I'm the captain planet of women
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
All I know is for some reason I was sitting naked in the hallway playing an invisible ukulele singing somewhere over the rainbow. I wonder why security came.
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
she fucked me tho cuz it was her cat's birthday. As soon as we were done she just says "ahhh tequila tuesdays"
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
And then he told me he was too tired for me to suck his dick. Physically and mentally too tired for me to suck his dick. What the fuck?
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
So you're mad that you saw a penis at a swinger's party? That's rational
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
Kid walks in and orders 24 Mcdoubles and 14 large fries, as he's handing me the money he tells me he lost at rock paper scissors so he had to do the munchie run.
I just wanna go home jackoff, eat chicken fingers, drink beer, play halo and go to bed. I'm sick of this shitty school, the shitty kids and having to fucking teach them.
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