Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
he screamed my twitter name while we were having sex.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
he peed everywhere. it's like having a puppy.
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like when he blacked out and we found him in the garden eating your tomatoes off the vine
I ended up with bruises on the back of my knees. Tell me again how I did this?
Just watched a guy ride a bike off his roof into his pool. On my way to the liquor store, picking you up in 20
It was an "I snuck in through the window at 5am with my underwear in my pocket" kind of night.
Life Lesson #1 of 2013: double-fisting shower beers and shaving my bikini line should be reserved for two different showers.
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You were cuddling with an eight iron and I was eating a fajita completely ignoring your presence.
I smell like a skunk, but I'm okay with that.
Out of ten? A seven. You pulled your shorts down to your ankles, jumped into the pool and announced you were a merman.
JUST DENIED A NEW YEARS KISS BECAUSE HE WAS A COWBOYS FAN.
My friends said as soon as you walked in, I motor boated you like there was no tomorrow.
Yeah, I liked it.
She was gone when I unblacked out, but she had nailed her panties to the wall and wrote “Colleen’s Dick”with a sharpie on the wall. No idea where she got a hammer and nail
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