and after you realized your puke was bright blue, you started crying hysterically and screaming, "I DON'T WANT TO BE A SMURF!" no more uv blue for you.
i cleaned out my closet and found 7 beers from 2007. ive had 3 so far.
She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
i just remembered i chipped my tooth last night when i pulled up your pants zipper with my teeth
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ok... i just had to be reminded that people in animal costumes were feeding me shots at the bar.
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
His penis will pick the quickest route to vagina. it's like an biological onstar.
Snorting lines of xanex off the back of my grandparents toilet before church. Thinking of u.
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
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I feel like my chances would have been better if I hadn't told her "I need to fuck you before you leave."
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
Babe.. You are farting in your sleep and it literally smells like something crawled up your asshole and died.. I'm gagging and I feel like I'm eating your fart right now. I want to tape your ass cheeks shut and plug up that canon you call your ass. All I hear is snores and farts.. You are lucky I love you
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
ps why does my dog smell like popcorn and a dryer sheet..?
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