Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
We had sex on the first date...do you think he thinks I'm a whore?
Yes and so do I
You stood up and started yelling"Free blow jobs!" because you thought people would like you more.
this isnt the person you just texted but i have her phone. she disappeared when the bacon came home and she hasn't returned since.
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i think i scared a bird with my dick
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
you force-fed me gummy vitamins while screaming "I JUST WANT YOU TO BE HEALTHY" i have never been so terrified in my life.
i can't believe he threw up on you. Well thats what you get for being DD. I used the sombreros as a shield!
Gave him an awesome blow job on his living room couch last night, so at least he'll have something nice to think about next time he's watching the Tigers lose.
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I can't believe you big bird do not remember battling a shark last night it turned into a Pokemon battle and big bird over powered the shark
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
The highlight of the night was definitely when you starting telling ppl you could shapeshift and "proved" that by stripping.
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
Nothing to be ashamed of. I bet Oprah has sharted.
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
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