dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
i really need to stop putting makeup on my cats..
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
I am so hung over a medically induced coma is beginning to sound appealing.
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
He can keep it, but if he asks for anything else i'm just going to start pissing on things.
On the shuttle bus from the Casino the driver refused to take us to the strip club so you said "let me off this bus or ill puke on you".
You were peeing off the rooftop and told everyone sometimes you just gotta go
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST.
We ended the night eating peanutbutter with our hands and smoking cigarettes in the house at 4am. Fucking Everclear, man.
I woke up with what has to be a whole pack of smarties loose in my bra. Was that your fault?
Shelly has the weirdest luck. Dude offered her a job riding a bucking bronco and it was not porn or stripping but an actual g-d cow.
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