somehow on my way home with matt, I ended up straddling steve on the sidewalk and polling the people walking by on whether or not we should have sex.
If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
I'm currently trying to decide if crown or wild turkey will hurt worse coming back out through my nose later.
I don't want to be with anyone who doesn't accept me for who I am. eating cheeseburgers in bed is my favorite activity.
MY MOM IS GOING TO SMOKE WITH ME.
SHE'S GOING TO SMOKE HIGH QUALITY MARIJUANA WITH ME.
drinking vodka, listening 2 smh at 530am slow cooking beef stew. you'll enjoy the stew and worry abt me in the morning. bon apatite
Had a guy offer me a shot. But he wimped out when I asked for tequila and instead ordered gummi bear shots. I don't think he has balls. I didn't stick around to find out.
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
You, me, naked, mistletoe, fifth of jack, gallon of lube, condoms, Cheetos, handcuffs, rope, along with no morals, inhibition or judgment. That's all I want for Christmas.
I air guitared a man's prosthetic leg on the bar to Bruce Springsteen. That's how it's going
Went out with the family last night and some 40 yr old lady wanted to take me home. My mom was not happy with me
It wasn't my fault.
You let her suck your neck. Yes it was your fault.
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