their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
if i get an abortion, then will you go out with me?
so i'm sitting in his room drinking tequila from the bottle and watching harry potter. he's jacking off to some porn a couple feet away from me. at one point i look over and see that he's watching me instead of the porn. please help me figure out how warped it is that i found that romantic
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
Is it bad that I was more upset about not getting the perfume he told me he had bought for me then the actual breakup?
I gotta stop tellin complete strangers at the bar that they're the godparents to my first born
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
Btw, do you want me to fix this with a box of wine and a chick flick or is this more of a 'lets head to the strip club' problem? I'm just trying to analyze the emotional depth of the situation.
Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
I told her I was dressed as a gag reflex judge.....she won, literally hands down.
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
I have no reason to put on pants anymore. This is my new reality.
Like if Ohio doesn't think I can get smashed on wine I will gladly prove them wrong
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