he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
operation harelip BJ is a go
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
I love how our sober spotter means you only have to stay sober enough to type your pin in an ATM
Apparently you get kicked out of gay bars if they catch you putting the entire free condom bowl in your purse.
I was having the most awesome dream about onion rings and you hit me and told me to stop touching you...WTF?
We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.
Ok. I'll enjoy the quiet (translation: I might be naked, call ahead if you come home tonight)
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
WHY IS THE HAIRSPRAY SOUNDTRACK PLAYING IN THE LIQUOR STORE
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
These morning walks of shame have became my morning jogs
You will be reminded everyday when you witness my majestic mustache.
Who brings a stripper to breakfast at the dining hall? What was the plan? Impress her with his meal plan?
Randomize
